What did you do when you woke up and you found that your best friend had become a zombie?
Caramella had had a nightmare with that premise once after an all night horror movie and cookie dough eating marathon with her dad. This . . . was nothing like that.
Arguile might have been dead, but it wasn't slowing him down much, and the big guy still had one hell of a sword arm. Caramella wasn't so much beaten back as thrown off of her feet by a blow that she was pretty sure would have a cut a normal person in two.
"D-damn!" She cursed, struggling to keep her footing.
"Why do you resist, Caramella?" Arguile asked soothingly. "Allow me to wash you of your sinful life so that Cromwell-sama can redeem you in the eyes of God and the Founder."
She parried another blow, again taking a step back. "Sorry, but I sort of like this sinful life." Eyes not leaving Arguile she shouted over her shoulder. "Wales, I can hold him here, you think you can hoof it well enough to make it back to the top of the citadel?"
"Nonsense!" Wales barked. "Am I to flee even the place I am to flee to?"
Arguile batted at Caramella again, knocking her sword out of position before delivering a punch that slammed her against the wall with a rather unpleasant popping noise. With her out of the way, he didn't even bother to retrieve his sword, making a straight line for Wales.
The Price was still too weak to fight for long and the mental and physical toll that his near death had taken on him left him struggling to conjure up enough willpower to defend himself. Arguiles first blow imparted enough force to the Prince's wind barrier to nearly brake through on its own, the second would have skewered him where he stood if Caramella hadn't managed to return to the fight.
The swordswoman plunged her sword through Arguile's back and leverage her own not inconsiderable strength, bodily lifting him onto the hilt before turning to heave him down the stairs. The meat puppet might have been able to keep fighting, but he stumbled and fell down most of the flight before catching himself near the bottom.
"Wales, this is not up for debate." Caramella growled. "He's after you!"
Now then, how the hell did she kill this thing? Cut off the head maybe? Maybe. Seemed a little cliche but it was certainly worth a shot. She just had to keep him here for a few minutes.
The Prince grit his teeth, Caramella could practically see the cogs turning, it was against every instinct in the bishounen pretty boy's head to run from a fight. Hell, that was part of what Caramella liked about the dumb sonofabitch and she wouldn't be alive today without it. But sometimes he needed to be called out before he did something stupid.
"Wales!" Caramella roared. "If you die, then every single person whose died protecting you, Lucane, Bart, everyone, it will all be for nothing! Now stop being selfish and move your Royal Ass!"
That kicked him into gear. Wales turned, reluctantly, to run, but didn't get far as two more red and white shapes came running up the stairs, first overtaking Arguile and then splitting, one slammed into Caramella while the second briefly ran along the wall before kicking off and twirling to a stop right in Wales' path.
"Oh hell, not you again!" Caramella shouted as she came face to face with a horror that she'd been hoping had been blasted to smithereens back in Wallsend.
"Hi Caramella!" Aki smiled. "That was really dirty trick you played on me back in Wallsend," she pressed forward with literally superhuman strength until Caramella's back was against the wall. "And letting those boys touch my body like that! I thought we were friends!" Aki pouted.
"Caramella." Wales called as he took a step back from his own abomination, narrowly deflecting a vicious kick using wind magic.
The second one was also female, and also dead, a lean, red head that Caramella hadn't know very well at all, though she thought the girl had probably been slightly lower level than Aki, a ninja build if she remembered right, she definitely looked and acted the part. A small silver blade licked out, slashing narrowly past Wales' left ear before returning to its owner's hand with a small tug of its attached chain.
The Zombie Ninja lashed out, again, and again, while Wales struggled to block and parry, she was going to run down his reserves of stamina real quick.
Worse, with these two in the picture, Caramella and Wales had been distracted long enough for Arguile to dust himself off.
"Really now Caramella-chan. This behavior is unbecoming of a young woman." The damn fatherly expression was really starting to piss her off. "Thankfully there is room in the Founder's heart for everyone."
"That's right." Aki chirped. "Just let us cleanse you Caramella-chan, and then we can all be together forever!"
That was it. "Piss off! No we can't!" In hindsight, a headbutt probably wasn't the best way to deal with a walking corpse, but the sound of the zombie girl's nose being crunched into a misshapen mess had been pretty satisfying. "And like hell would I spend eternity with a freak like you!"
"But I'm Aki!" The zombie chirped with obscene cheer, voice distorted as vibrant red blood spilled from her nose. Caramella barely noticed how the droplets dried and turned to dust before they even reached the floor.
"No you're not, you're just a thing that stole her corpse!" Caramella next delivered a solid kick to the girl's sternum, slamming her back into Arguile and stumbling to stand back to back with Wales.
Looking past Arguile, Caramella saw another two Zombies approaching. Not good, even if they were just 'civilians', Wales and Caramella weren't winning this fight as it was and they couldn't retreat either. Arguile was faster than Caramella, and Wales didn't have the strength to keep up.
"Any ideas?" Caramella asked, the sounds of battle were still coming from below, as fierce as ever. Someone was still alive down their, and they were putting up a fight.
"York?" Wales asked suddenly.
Caramella groaned, not this again. "York!" She nodded.
Just as Arguile lead in with his sword and the ninja build threw her chain knife once more, Caramella grabbed Wales and threw them both bodily into the wide chasm that lead from the top of Newcastle Citadel to the underside docks. Unfortunately, although Caramella had discovered how to use her wings, it turned out that they had a lot of limitations, one of them being that she couldn't use them underground. She wanted to smack whatever dumbass thought that would be an interesting game mechanic.
The fall was short, but had the potential to be a lot longer if Wales wasn't quick with his wand work. The already wide hole began to widen even further until they were falling into the docks themselves, a wooden landing sitting directly below them.
At first, Caramella didn't think they were going to make it, she was about to scream when suddenly her stomach pancaked and she felt the strange sensation of gravity going in the wrong direction.
They didn't touch down gently, Wales had waited a little too long for that. But the landing was definitely survivable, plus a few bruises, more or less.
"I've decided." Wales panted.
"Yeah, on what?" Caramella staggered to her feet.
"I will make it a Royal Decree, that we not do that again." Wales replied, receiving a bark of anxious laughter from Caramella.
"Now you're learning blondy."
The crack of muskets cut off any further conversation as they surveyed the docks. Caramella did not like what she saw. She'd wondered, she'd wondered ever since seeing Aki and realizing what she was, just how many of these things Rebels had made. Well, now she knew. Counting the five upstairs, the quartet of familiarly garbed corpses, and the dozen in varying states of being whole or physically dismembered, it looked like the Rebel Necromancers had themselves a nearly full set.
The dock was littered with bodies, most of them commoner airmen, but a few mage officers, their corpses surrounded by scorched deck planks where it appeared they'd realized too late what they were fighting. For all intents and purposes, it looked to have been a slaughter, and judging by the pile of bodies near the stairs, it had started by killing anyone who tried to sound the alarm.
The musket shots came again, and the mystery of how anyone not a mage could have survived down here revealed itself. The HMS Eagle sat in her birth, sails folded against her sides and a half dozen of her gun ports propped open.
One of the zombie Fae tried to make a brake for cover only to be torn to pieces as a blast of shot was fired from one of the cannons. Other attempts to circle around were met by a similar lack of success from musket or swivel gun fire.
These things might have been powered by magic, but they seemed to need a more or less intact body to keep going. Unfortunately, they had ways to take care of that too. One of the formerly . . . dead . . . undead began to rise. Caramella saw the gaping hole in his head and grimaced. Nope, head shots weren't going to cut it.
"Okay then, brake for the Eagle?" Caramella asked.
"That's our best chance. So long as they don't shoot at us." Wales answered.
"Couple of faces like ours?" Caramella helped Wales to stand and then without much ceremony, hefted the crippled Prince up onto her back. "Pretty sure this wasn't what my dad was thinking when he said I'd be the one giving the piggyback rides one day."
Wales's reply was lost as she broke into a run across the docks. As soon as they were spotted, they were going to have every zombie in this place homing in on their assess.
One saw them, but before it could raise the alarm, Wales shifted his grip around Caramella's neck and severed its head with a wind whip. That should have left the way clear, but as seemed to be normal, they weren't that luck.
"Ca-ra-mel-la-chan!" Caramella felt herself paling despite the physical exertion as the sing song voice came again. "Ca-ra-mel-la-chan!" Aki was running along the opposite side of the docks, jumping from birth to birth and balancing gracefully along the Eagle's moorings to cut them off before they could make it to the safety of the ship.
It was going to be close! Caramella bounded the last few steps and then leaped, she felt a hand closing around her leg. She threw Wales free before she collided with the deck herself and came rolling to a stop. She felt hands closing around her wrists and something straddling her waste.
"I gotcha!" Aki cheered childishly as the ninja build girl dropped onto the deck behind her. Aki released her grip on one of Caramella's hands just long enough to throw a punch that left her head spinning. "Caramella did a bad thing, so now she has even more reason to be cleansed." Aki said as she rose up and fished for her saber, it seemed she'd lost it in the tussle, well too bad. "Ah, Caramella-chan, let my borrow this please!" Aki said as she took Arguile's sword and raised it in preparation to run her through.